"Poopsicle" lyrics by Mark Allender music by Matt Coffman

In the land of the sick and the brave,
There resides a wise old king named Bill.
Last Friday King Bill was in pain --
His neck wouldn't fit in his bowtie.

In the Mouse Family Robinson,
There's commotion in their house of cheese.
Hickory dickory fish
The mouse fell asleep in the cat dish.

It appears there's a glitch in the works --
My alarm clock is two-and-a-half months slow.
I went out to jump in the leaves
and was buried in two feet of wet snow.

On a sidewalk there walks a small boy.
In his hand is a dripping ice cream bar.
He gives it to the boy next door --
see, that wasn't ice cream

 © 1994 Groovy Records.